Conversation

CONVERSATION

A:  I would like to order dinner.

B:  What would you like?

A:  I would like to order a bottle of champagne, lobster tail and filet mignon, medium rare.

B: I’m sorry. We are currently out of filet mignon. May I suggest the porterhouse instead?

A: I’d prefer the filet, but the porterhouse will do.

B: And may I suggest chocolate-covered strawberries with the champagne?

A: Normally, I would take you up on that suggestion, but just the champagne will do for tonight.

B: Okay, no strawberries.  Room service will be charged to your amenities account. Is that all right?

A: That’s fine.

B: It will be up shortly. Enjoy your food, Sir.